Is your daddy a baker?, because I need some bread for my sandwich.

New Bedford./
Whalecum to my page.


Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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Someone take me on my first date ill even let you pay

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